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bjpumpindogg
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BANKING AND MARKETING IS NOT EASY.
CHECK THIS OUT, THESE NAIJA BANKERS MUST BE CRAZY! Please read on.
The following conversation took place between an Americana bobo and some staff of Best Bank IN NiGERIA that is yet to break even.lol
The Americana just came from Yankee and is interested in depositing some amount of money in the bank. He approached the branch and immediately was welcomed by the security officer
Security: Good day sir
Americana: Good day nigga, I wanna see your fucking manager
Security: I beg your pardon, the word 'f...k' is not allowed in this bank, this is a corporate environment pls
At this point, the Head of Operations came into the scene
Head of Operations: What is going on here?
Americana: Good day nigga, I just wanna see your fucking manager
The Head of Operations repeated what the security personnel said; we are in a corporate environment and the 4 letter word is not encouraged here so pls get some manners: we are nigerians here pls.
At this junction, the branch manager just coming from an unsuccessful marketing meeting entered the office
BM: What on earth is going on here?
Americana: I said I wanted to see the fucking manager and these motherfuckin niggas are preventing me from seeing him;
BM: Sir, this is a corporate environment and we would appreciate it if you are less vulgar!
Americana: OK, I only wanted to deposit a fucking N700 million
On hearing this, the BM exclaimed,
" Shit men! goddamn men ,motherfcuker men , goddamn motherfcukin niggas men. I am the mother fucking Business Manager, and this is the fucking Head od operations and the other nigga over there is the goddamn motherfucking Security personnel, all of us including those mofuckers inside are all here to provide u excellent fucking banking services because we are all goddamn motherfcukin niggas. Please come now into my motherfucking office. "! and come drink some goddamn motherfcukin tea.lol 
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bjpumpindogg
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lol.
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| Thu Jul 30, 2009 7:33 am |
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